Sketches and Speeches: “The Jesse Ventura Sketch”

Mike: Guys, I’m not sure what’s coming but this music is getting me pretty pumped up about it.
Kevin: Oh, me too! I feel like running a marathon or maybe skydiving—
[Jesse Ventura’s name appears on screen]
Kevin: —Oh, god, all is lost. I’ll never live again.
Mike: Jesse Ventura you hope-killing monster!

“The Jesse Ventura Sketch” is the first riff from RiffTrax: Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe.