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Category: Drama

Written by RifftraxNovember 14, 2022November 29, 2022

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Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?

Written by RifftraxSeptember 21, 2022September 20, 2022

“You know what they say, you’re never truly broke if you have rage.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Wizard.

Written by RifftraxJuly 16, 2022July 14, 2022

“Did we order an ass?”

Riff pulled from The Film Crew: Hollywood After Dark.

Written by RifftraxJune 2, 2022June 1, 2022

PixTrax: “Someone might have advised him against the nerdy Hitler look.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Strange Impersonation.

Written by RifftraxMay 23, 2022March 29, 2022

“Critics agree, no movie has more incoherent bus chatter than Spiker.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Spiker.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 26, 2022February 18, 2022

“Hey, my bare boobs put you through private school.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: He Sees You When You’re Sleeping.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 19, 2022February 6, 2022

“I think you misinterpreted my need to poop.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Children of the Bride.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 13, 2022February 6, 2022

Sketches & Speeches: The “Myself Being Kidnapped” Sketch

Mary Jo: You know what, I hand it to her. I personally wouldn’t want to draw attention to myself being kidnapped.

Written by RifftraxOctober 21, 2021October 20, 2021

Sketches and Speeches: The “Lady Mobster” Sketch

Mary Jo: Whoa, was this what it was like for you Bridget when you became a lady mobster?

Written by RifftraxJune 26, 2021June 26, 2021

Sketches & Speeches: The “Are You High On Something “Sketch

Movie: Are you high on something?

Written by RifftraxApril 30, 2021April 26, 2021

“He was kinda the Pete Best of the group.”

The Beatles riff pulled from RiffTrax: Charade.

Written by RifftraxMarch 1, 2021February 27, 2021

PixTrax: “Me on my way to work at The Limited.”

Riff pulled RiffTrax Presents: Baby of the Bride.

Written by RifftraxDecember 22, 2020December 16, 2020

“Tonight on ‘House Hunters After Dark.'”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.

Written by RifftraxDecember 7, 2020December 5, 2020

“Law and Order: Heavy Petting Unit.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: “MANOS” The Hands of Fate.

Written by RifftraxNovember 26, 2020November 27, 2020

Sketches & Speeches: The “Tree-Hugger Guy” Sketch

Bill: I hear a mountain lion.

Written by RifftraxNovember 23, 2020November 23, 2020

Sketches & Speeches: The “Becky In Birdemic” Speech

Mike: Just a warning, Jack’s weeping at Julie’s grave is even more emotional than when the eagles killed Becky in Birdemic.

Written by RifftraxOctober 22, 2020October 22, 2020

Riff & React: “The other two have disappeared.”

Movie: The other two have disappeared.

Written by RifftraxOctober 21, 2020October 1, 2020

“Live a normal life? You’re a volleyball player, not one of The Beatles. C’mon!”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Spiker.

Written by RifftraxOctober 15, 2020October 15, 2020

Riff & React: “Is it possible that the man who was talking to you outside the door, came into the living room through that window?”

Movie: Is it possible that the man who was talking to you outside the door, came into the living room through that window?

Written by RifftraxAugust 1, 2020August 4, 2020

“Golden Corral’s New Slogan” Served By RiffTrax: The Room

Movie: Fed me.

Written by RifftraxJune 23, 2020June 18, 2020

PixTrax: “Operator, I’m wearing a thing that makes me look like Anthony Kiedis.”

PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Last Woman on Earth.

Written by RifftraxMay 6, 2020May 2, 2020

“They can’t fix the bike until their nephew returns with some power converters.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Cool as Ice.

Written by RifftraxApril 30, 2020April 30, 2020

Sketches & Speeches: “The I’m Gonna Come Back and Haunt You, Okay? Speech”

“Ohai Mark. Hai Denny. Hai Lisa.

Written by RifftraxApril 29, 2020April 11, 2020

“Even in death he smells of expired buttermilk.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.

Written by RifftraxApril 28, 2020April 11, 2020

“The unspecified banking industry has just been hell lately.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.

Written by RifftraxApril 27, 2020April 11, 2020

“I’m pretty sure your boyfriend is a dried apple in a wig.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.

Written by RifftraxApril 26, 2020April 11, 2020

“This is all wrong. This isn’t how people play football. Where’s the tuxes?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.

Written by RifftraxApril 25, 2020April 11, 2020

“In terms of erotic moments, this rates right in between Craig Stadler’s win at the ’82 Masters and President Taft’s inauguration.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.

Written by RifftraxApril 24, 2020April 11, 2020

“Oh baby, talk naughty to me in an incomprehensible accent.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.

Written by RifftraxApril 23, 2020April 11, 2020

“Hot chocolate and a mint tea, are you guys headed to Lilithfair?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.

Written by RifftraxApril 22, 2020April 11, 2020

“Not like jean jackets, man. Jean jackets make total sense to me.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.

Written by RifftraxApril 21, 2020April 24, 2020

“He’s like Richard Nixon setting up the Watergate recordings only not as sexy.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.

Written by RifftraxApril 20, 2020April 11, 2020

“It is pretty customary to buy your mother-in-law’s friend a house.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.

Written by RifftraxApril 19, 2020April 11, 2020

“I think I broke me underwears.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.

Written by RifftraxApril 18, 2020April 11, 2020

“Sorry guys, I miss read the email. Thought we were meeting on the fake roof not the fake alley.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.

Written by RifftraxApril 17, 2020April 11, 2020

“He’s so dreamy in a Macaroni Grill waiter kinda of way.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.

Written by RifftraxApril 16, 2020April 11, 2020

“Gentlemen, please. I am wearing a beanie!”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.

Written by RifftraxApril 15, 2020April 16, 2020

“Yeah, and that’s why Russel Stover was just drowning in poon.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.

Written by RifftraxApril 14, 2020April 14, 2020

“My banking shirt. I need that for banking.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.

Written by RifftraxApril 13, 2020April 16, 2020

Riff & React: “If you love me you’ll drink this.”

Movie: If you love me you’ll drink this.

Written by RifftraxApril 12, 2020April 12, 2020

“Ah yes, Dominos’ I-was-born-without-taste-buds special.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.

Written by RifftraxApril 11, 2020April 11, 2020

Sketches & Speeches: “The Efficient Sex Scene Sketch”

Kevin: Now, why can’t the sex scenes be that efficient?

Written by RifftraxApril 10, 2020April 9, 2020

“It’s a selection from Tommy Wiseau’s vineyard. Nobody knows what country it’s from and most people don’t want it near the table while they’re eating.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.

Written by RifftraxApril 9, 2020April 2, 2020

“Just sitting next to a framed picture of a spoon.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.

Written by RifftraxApril 8, 2020April 2, 2020

“How did he get this rose to smell like old cat food?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.

Written by RifftraxApril 7, 2020April 2, 2020

“Who sets their alarm for 28 minutes past the hour?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.

Written by RifftraxApril 6, 2020April 2, 2020

Sketches & Speeches: “The Poor Usher Sketch”

Mike: Man, poor usher, huh?

Written by RifftraxApril 5, 2020April 2, 2020

“Poor kid, has to do homework instead of watching his gross neighbors bone like most kids.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.

Written by RifftraxApril 4, 2020April 2, 2020

“Wait! There’s a second The Room upstairs? I’m confused already.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.

Written by RifftraxApril 3, 2020April 2, 2020

“As soon as I brillo off the residue of that kiss.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.

Written by RifftraxApril 2, 2020April 2, 2020

PixTrax: “Our story begins in an unidentified city.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.

Written by RifftraxApril 1, 2020April 2, 2020

“And we’re back.”

First riff from RiffTrax: The Room.

Written by RifftraxOctober 18, 2019August 16, 2019

“Apes have a natural fear of cartoon lightning.”

RiffTrax: Windy the Swamp Boy

Written by RifftraxOctober 17, 2019October 17, 2019

“Ah, so this is where they keep their stash. Hmm, Mendocino County sensimilla. Nice.”

RiffTrax: When a Stranger Calls Back

Written by RifftraxSeptember 19, 2019September 10, 2019

RiffTrax Tracks: “Sonny Spiker Remix”

RiffTrax: Spiker

Written by RifftraxJuly 28, 2019July 28, 2019

PixTrax: “Also, this guy’s posture is concerning. He has got such a cute shape. What doesn’t he stand up straight?”

RiffTrax Presents: Fear

Written by RifftraxApril 17, 2019April 14, 2020

“His whole body is made of Madonna’s arms.”

RiffTrax: The Room

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