“You know what they say, you’re never truly broke if you have rage.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Wizard.
Category: Drama
“Did we order an ass?”
Riff pulled from The Film Crew: Hollywood After Dark.
PixTrax: “Someone might have advised him against the nerdy Hitler look.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Strange Impersonation.
“Critics agree, no movie has more incoherent bus chatter than Spiker.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Spiker.
“Hey, my bare boobs put you through private school.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: He Sees You When You’re Sleeping.
“I think you misinterpreted my need to poop.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Children of the Bride.
Sketches & Speeches: The “Myself Being Kidnapped” Sketch
Mary Jo: You know what, I hand it to her. I personally wouldn’t want to draw attention to myself being kidnapped.
Sketches and Speeches: The “Lady Mobster” Sketch
Mary Jo: Whoa, was this what it was like for you Bridget when you became a lady mobster?
Sketches & Speeches: The “Are You High On Something “Sketch
Movie: Are you high on something?
“He was kinda the Pete Best of the group.”
The Beatles riff pulled from RiffTrax: Charade.
PixTrax: “Me on my way to work at The Limited.”
Riff pulled RiffTrax Presents: Baby of the Bride.
“Tonight on ‘House Hunters After Dark.'”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
“Law and Order: Heavy Petting Unit.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: “MANOS” The Hands of Fate.
Sketches & Speeches: The “Tree-Hugger Guy” Sketch
Bill: I hear a mountain lion.
Sketches & Speeches: The “Becky In Birdemic” Speech
Mike: Just a warning, Jack’s weeping at Julie’s grave is even more emotional than when the eagles killed Becky in Birdemic.
Riff & React: “The other two have disappeared.”
Movie: The other two have disappeared.
“Live a normal life? You’re a volleyball player, not one of The Beatles. C’mon!”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Spiker.
Riff & React: “Is it possible that the man who was talking to you outside the door, came into the living room through that window?”
Movie: Is it possible that the man who was talking to you outside the door, came into the living room through that window?
“Golden Corral’s New Slogan” Served By RiffTrax: The Room
Movie: Fed me.
PixTrax: “Operator, I’m wearing a thing that makes me look like Anthony Kiedis.”
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Last Woman on Earth.
“They can’t fix the bike until their nephew returns with some power converters.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Cool as Ice.
Sketches & Speeches: “The I’m Gonna Come Back and Haunt You, Okay? Speech”
“Ohai Mark. Hai Denny. Hai Lisa.
“Even in death he smells of expired buttermilk.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
“The unspecified banking industry has just been hell lately.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
“I’m pretty sure your boyfriend is a dried apple in a wig.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
“This is all wrong. This isn’t how people play football. Where’s the tuxes?”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
“In terms of erotic moments, this rates right in between Craig Stadler’s win at the ’82 Masters and President Taft’s inauguration.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
“Oh baby, talk naughty to me in an incomprehensible accent.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
“Hot chocolate and a mint tea, are you guys headed to Lilithfair?”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
“Not like jean jackets, man. Jean jackets make total sense to me.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
“He’s like Richard Nixon setting up the Watergate recordings only not as sexy.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
“It is pretty customary to buy your mother-in-law’s friend a house.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
“I think I broke me underwears.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
“Sorry guys, I miss read the email. Thought we were meeting on the fake roof not the fake alley.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
“He’s so dreamy in a Macaroni Grill waiter kinda of way.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
“Gentlemen, please. I am wearing a beanie!”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
“Yeah, and that’s why Russel Stover was just drowning in poon.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
“My banking shirt. I need that for banking.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
Riff & React: “If you love me you’ll drink this.”
Movie: If you love me you’ll drink this.
“Ah yes, Dominos’ I-was-born-without-taste-buds special.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
Sketches & Speeches: “The Efficient Sex Scene Sketch”
Kevin: Now, why can’t the sex scenes be that efficient?
“Just sitting next to a framed picture of a spoon.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
“How did he get this rose to smell like old cat food?”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
“Who sets their alarm for 28 minutes past the hour?”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
Sketches & Speeches: “The Poor Usher Sketch”
Mike: Man, poor usher, huh?
“Poor kid, has to do homework instead of watching his gross neighbors bone like most kids.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
“Wait! There’s a second The Room upstairs? I’m confused already.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
“As soon as I brillo off the residue of that kiss.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
PixTrax: “Our story begins in an unidentified city.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
“And we’re back.”
First riff from RiffTrax: The Room.
“Apes have a natural fear of cartoon lightning.”
RiffTrax: Windy the Swamp Boy
“Ah, so this is where they keep their stash. Hmm, Mendocino County sensimilla. Nice.”
RiffTrax: When a Stranger Calls Back
RiffTrax Tracks: “Sonny Spiker Remix”
RiffTrax: Spiker
“His whole body is made of Madonna’s arms.”
RiffTrax: The Room
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