Mike: Man, poor usher, huh?
Bill: I don’t think the singer was Usher.
Mike: No, the poor theater ushers. I think everyone in the audience just barfed when they saw this thing. Not everyone has our tolerance for hip dicks.
Bill: That’s true. We’re very hip dick tolerant people.

“The Poor Usher Sketch” pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.