“Ohai Mark. Hai Denny. Hai Lisa. I’m dead you know. Ha Ha Ha. Now that everyone betray me, I’m gonna come back and haunt you, okay? Maybe float above you when you sleep or shower—I don’t know yet. Anyway, doggie will avenge me-huuuuuuh!”

“The I’m Gonna Come Back and Haunt You, Okay? Speech” pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.