“It’s a selection from Tommy Wiseau’s vineyard. Nobody knows what country it’s from and most people don’t want it near the table while they’re eating.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.

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  1. I really recommend the signature blend…The bottle is signed and comes with a notarized document showing that the grapes were stomped by Tommy’s feet. Only 37 bottles were ever made and then he developed jungle rot…

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