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Category: Science Fiction

Written by RifftraxMay 8, 2020May 9, 2020

“Yeah, it’s a bit late to start dropping fourth-rate Han Solo quips, pal.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Cyber Tracker.

Written by RifftraxMay 4, 2020May 2, 2020

“Hey, a stormtrooper finally hit somebody.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Battlefield Earth.

Written by RifftraxMay 3, 2020May 1, 2020

“This excitement is what Star Wars failed to deliver by not showing Luke picking up the power converters at Tosche Station.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Attack From Space.

Written by RifftraxMay 2, 2020May 1, 2020

PixTrax: “Welcome to Skywalker Ranch.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Alien Outlaw.

Written by RifftraxMay 1, 2020May 1, 2020

“147 parsecs!?! Han Solo could have made the Kessel Run 12 times by now.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe.

Written by RifftraxMarch 31, 2020March 30, 2020

“A Joshua Tree! Look out for stray Bonos!”

First riff from RiffTrax: Killers From Space.

Written by RifftraxMarch 16, 2020March 5, 2020

Sketches and Speeches: “The Jesse Ventura Sketch”

Mike: Guys, I’m not sure what’s coming but this music is getting me pretty pumped up about it.

Written by RifftraxMarch 15, 2020March 1, 2020

PixTrax: “Vacuum cleaners of the gods.”

First riff from RiffTrax: Supersonic Man.

Written by RifftraxMarch 13, 2020March 1, 2020

PixTrax: “Presents the name that shocked the spelling world.”

First riff from RiffTrax: Cyborg Cop 2.

Written by RifftraxMarch 11, 2020March 5, 2020

Sketches and Speeches: “The Signal Lamp Sketch.”

Mike: A signal lamp trying to tell us something. Kevin, please decode.

Written by RifftraxMarch 5, 2020March 5, 2020

Speeches & Sketches: “The Betty Columbia Speech.”

“Hi, guys. Betty Columbia here. Welcome to the show.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 19, 2020December 2, 2019

Sketches & Speeches: “The Ed McMahon Serious Threat Sketch”

Bill: These aliens move like barges. They’re too slow to be a serious threat.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 18, 2020December 2, 2019

Sketches & Speeches: “The Andromeda Strain/Alien Sketch”

Mike: Hey, you got your Andromeda Strain in my Alien.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 14, 2020January 14, 2020

Sketches & Speeches: “The Missal to the Moon Sketch”

Bill: So, um, they’re referring to a rocket, right, and not ‘missal’ as in the Catholic prayer book?

Written by RifftraxJanuary 12, 2020December 2, 2019

Sketches & Speeches: “The Horse Racing Sketch”

Janet: And straight out of the gate it’s Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah with a strong lead followed by Baby Got Back and Precious Moments, and Scarface, Wobble Maker, and Beep-Bop-Boo bringing up the rear.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 2, 2020January 2, 2020

Sketches & Speeches: Bill Corbett’s “How Do I Know This You Ask Speech”

“How do I know this you ask?  I’m in a bowling league with Starman.

Written by RifftraxDecember 30, 2019January 2, 2020

Sketches & Speeches: “The We Are Destroying Sketch”

Movie: Destroy! Destroy them!

Written by RifftraxDecember 26, 2019December 26, 2019

RiffList: “Dave Ryder Nicknames”

Lump Drywall

Written by RifftraxDecember 1, 2019November 29, 2019

Sketches & Speeches: “The Christmas Nostalgia Sketch”

Bill: Yeah, gotta admit guys all this tender Christmas nostalgia is kinda getting to me.

Written by RifftraxNovember 22, 2019November 6, 2019

PixTrax: “Can you confirm my resemblance to Sam Elliott, over?”

RiffTrax: Warriors of the Wasteland

Written by RifftraxNovember 20, 2019November 6, 2019

“She can ‘John’ my ‘Pertwee’ anytime.”

RiffTrax: Dr. Who and The Daleks

Written by RifftraxNovember 6, 2019November 5, 2019

PixTrax: “How can I fit more 2s on my hat?”

RiffTrax: Contamination

Written by RifftraxNovember 5, 2019November 4, 2019

“I could be banging Marvin the Martian’s wife right now.”

RiffTrax: Feeders

Written by RifftraxNovember 1, 2019October 30, 2019

“They ventured across the galaxy to tease our cats!”

RiffTrax: The Visitor

Written by RifftraxOctober 20, 2019August 17, 2019

“Dying is easy. Interesting Martian dramas are hard.”

RiffTrax Presents: Devil Girl From Mars

Written by RifftraxOctober 11, 2019October 11, 2019

“Your hair is even hockey-er than I remember.”

RiffTrax Live: Time Chasers

Written by RifftraxOctober 4, 2019August 15, 2019

“Rutherford B. Hayes gets a lap dance.”

RiffTrax Live: Space Mutiny

Written by RifftraxSeptember 21, 2019September 10, 2019

RiffTrax Tracks: “Cyborg Cop Flashdance”

RiffTrax: Cyborg Cop

Written by RifftraxSeptember 14, 2019August 11, 2019

RiffTrax Track: “Music Montage”

RiffTrax: Outlaw Alien

Written by RifftraxSeptember 8, 2019August 7, 2019

RiffTrax Tracks: “Clouds and Cities”

RiffTrax: Julie and Jack

Written by RifftraxSeptember 5, 2019August 7, 2019

RiffTrax Tracks: “In A Lost Universe With You”

RiffTrax: Prisoners of the Lost Universe

Written by RifftraxJuly 28, 2019July 27, 2019

PixTrax: “Rush hour in Barstow.”

RiffTrax: Missle to the Moon – Three Riffer Edition

Written by RifftraxJuly 27, 2019June 19, 2019

PixTrax: “Neil deGrasse Tyson just tweeted that these names are scientifically implausible.”

RiffTrax: Starship Invasions

Written by RifftraxJuly 17, 2019July 10, 2019

PixTrax: “Mark David Chapman just hanging outside the Dakota. Cool.”

RiffTrax: Starship Invasion

Written by RifftraxJuly 14, 2019July 13, 2019

PixTrax: “Repairs to Snoop Dog’s bong continue.”

RiffTrax Presents: Warning From Space

Written by RifftraxJuly 10, 2019July 10, 2019

PixTrax: “Look at all the controls. How do they keep track of everything?”

RiffTrax: Plan Nine From Outer Space  

Written by RifftraxJuly 4, 2019June 14, 2019

PixTrax: “Rosie the Riveter is looking rough.”

RiffTrax: Yesterday’s Target

Written by RifftraxJune 30, 2019June 25, 2019

“On the upside we’ll save hundreds on our gravy bills.”

RiffTrax: Plan 9 From Outer Space

Written by RifftraxJune 30, 2019June 18, 2019

“Hey! C’mon! We’re death robots. We’re overclocked as it is. “

RiffTrax: Neutron The Atomic Superman vs. Death Robots

Written by RifftraxJune 28, 2019June 18, 2019

“Dressing like a Starksy and Hutch extra finally broke him.”

RiffTrax: The Dark

Written by RifftraxJune 22, 2019June 18, 2019

“Tongue my girlfriend. Eat Cheetos. It’s all good.”

RiffTrax Presents: Cat-Women of the Moon

Written by RifftraxJune 21, 2019June 14, 2019

“C’mon! Brokeback Mountain had less fanny packing than this movie?”

RiffTrax: Cyborg Cop 2

Written by RifftraxJune 20, 2019June 14, 2019

“I’m gonna go do levy town.”

RiffTrax: Plan 9 From Outer Space

Written by RifftraxJune 18, 2019June 14, 2019

“Good idea waiting until night. I always think NASA is daft launching rockets in the day when space isn’t there yet.”

RiffTrax Presents: Flight to Mars

Written by RifftraxJune 17, 2019June 14, 2019

“Now we can’t use our televiser to watch The Tonighter Show.”

RiffTrax: Plan Nine From Outer Space

Written by RifftraxJune 15, 2019June 14, 2019

“You know what they say, leg health starts at the crotch.”

RiffTrax: Cyber Tracker

Written by RifftraxJune 15, 2019June 14, 2019

“Advice for anyone touching anything that’s been inside Daniel Baldwin: never touch anything that’s been inside Daniel Baldwin.”

RiffTrax: Yesterday’s Target

Written by RifftraxJune 14, 2019June 14, 2019

“‘Guys Talking in Drab Rooms’ magazine gave this film five stars.”

RiffTrax: Killers from Space

Written by RifftraxJune 13, 2019June 8, 2019

“Erich Von Daniken’s Cocktail Shakers of the Gods.”

RiffTrax Presents: Warning From Space

Written by RifftraxJune 11, 2019June 7, 2019

“Out of the way. We’re henchmen. We have important henching to do.”

RiffTrax Live: Time Chasers

Written by RifftraxJune 11, 2019June 11, 2019

“Yes, could you please say ‘skin of the plane’ one thousand percent less.”

RiffTrax Live: Time Chasers

Written by RifftraxJune 10, 2019June 7, 2019

“Wow, I guess that sectional sofa dry-hump was better than it looked.”

RiffTrax: Replica

Written by RifftraxJune 7, 2019June 6, 2019

“Damn, it’s already planet o’clock.”

RiffTrax Live: Star Raiders

Written by RifftraxMay 26, 2019June 7, 2019

“Try not to think about our 36th president saying ‘bunghole.'”

RiffTrax: The Astro-Zombies  

Written by RifftraxMay 24, 2019June 7, 2019

“Also, what human being would ever say a sentence like: ”He grows organic apples which I buy from him?'”

RiffTrax: Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe

Written by RifftraxMay 23, 2019June 7, 2019

“Please Carrie, tone down the oppressive wackiness.”

RiffTrax: Prisoners of the Lost Universe

Written by RifftraxMay 10, 2019June 7, 2019

“You know, good dirty talk rarely involves the word ‘trouser.'”

RiffTrax Live: Space Mutiny

Written by RifftraxMay 7, 2019June 7, 2019

“I’m almost out of hand gestures. That’s how good it is.”

RiffTrax: Julie and Jack

Written by RifftraxApril 29, 2019June 7, 2019

“They’re trying to vaporize us, but no worries man, it’s chill.”

RiffTrax Live: Space Mutiny

Written by RifftraxApril 28, 2019June 7, 2019

“Damn! I can’t think of a single book with the name ‘Potter’ in the title.”

RiffTrax Presents: Purple Death from Outer Space (with Matthew J. Elliott and Ian Potter)

Written by RifftraxApril 21, 2019June 7, 2019

“This cyborg must be running vista.”

RiffTrax: Cyborg Cop 2

Written by RifftraxApril 20, 2019June 7, 2019

“Though your shirt opacity disgusts me.”

RiffTrax: Future Zone

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