Sketches & Speeches: “The Christmas Nostalgia Sketch”

Bill: Yeah, gotta admit guys all this tender Christmas nostalgia is kinda getting to me.
Mike: Yeah, you old softy.
Bill: Yeah, just like the old days. Tribal drums; you know, control panels; flying death machines. It’s like they put together a highlight reel of my favorite childhood memories.
Kevin: Aww.
Bill: Like the time dad called in a napalm strike on the neighbor’s tacky lawn ornament.

“The Christmas Nostalgia Sketch” pulled from RiffTrax Live: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.