Sketches & Speeches: “The Horse Racing Sketch”

Janet: And straight out of the gate it’s Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah with a strong lead followed by Baby Got Back and Precious Moments, and Scarface, Wobble Maker, and Beep-Bop-Boo bringing up the rear.
Cole: I don’t even know why they let Beep-Bop-Boo race anymore. His spirit just isn’t the same.
Janet: Meanwhile, Precious Moments has really bounced back from that whipped cream accident.

“The Horse Racing Sketch” pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Dreamscape (Janet Varney and Cole Stratton).

 

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