PixTrax: “Our story begins in an unidentified city.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
Category: Bill Corbett
“Well, I’m glad this isn’t ‘Tara in the Wax Museum.’ Just two hours of Tara Reid wondering around a wax museum looking confused.”
First riff from RiffTrax: Terror in the Wax Museum.
Sketches & Speeches: “The Peakviewing Transatlantic Sketch”
Bill: Peakviewing Transatlantic: sure we make films, but mostly we fly over oceans to look at mountains.
“Whatever you do, do not google ‘Chicago Boy Films.'”
First riff from RiffTrax: Fever Lake.
“This week on Funky Missile and the Uptown Scuds!”
First riff from RiffTrax: Missile X: The Neutron Bomb Incident.
Sketches & Speeches: “The Day The First Man Sketch.”
Mike: The day Lincoln got shot.
Sketches and Speeches: “The Jesse Ventura Sketch”
Mike: Guys, I’m not sure what’s coming but this music is getting me pretty pumped up about it.
Sketches and Speeches: “The Signal Lamp Sketch.”
Mike: A signal lamp trying to tell us something. Kevin, please decode.
Speeches & Sketches: “The Japan Sketch.”
Mike: This movie brought to you by Japan.
Speeches & Sketches: “The Four Seasons For Life Sketch”
Kevin: The Frankie Valli Institute!?! Ah crap, I was hoping for a sneak preview of The Jersey Boys film adaptation.
“If that turns out to be a Jellicle cat’s foot, I’m leaving.”
The first riff from RiffTrax: Sunset Strip.
Sketches & Speeches: “The Dry Cleaner Sketch”
Kevin: What? Wait! What the—
“Roast in hell 1940s Batman.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman Victorious (Episode 15).
“It’s a hot one. I should have worn my seersucker balaclava.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: Robin Rides the Wind (Episode 12).
PixTrax: “Ikea’s new Kevorkian chair.”
PixTrax captured from RiffTrax Shorts: Robin Rescues Batman (Episode 5).
“Splendid! Care for some tweed?”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: Robin’s Wild Ride (Episode 3).
“‘Unseen’ like A Million Ways to Die in the West.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman Vs. The Wizard (Episode 14).
Sketches & Speeches: “The Much More Discrete Sketch”
Kevin: This is much more discrete then simply walking to the rendezvous point.
“I just want to forget you saying the phrase ‘wizard placenta.'”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: Robin Rides the Wind (Episode 12).
“I’m starting to think I can’t trust this known super villain associater.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman’s Last Chance (Episode 10).
“It’s the museum of lame gang names.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: Target Robin (Episode 6).
“Gross. It’s full of sexy The Penguin ladies Halloween costumes.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman Trapped! (Episode 4).
“The cliffs of Gotham. This city’s got it all.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: Tunnel of Terror (Episode 2).
Sketches & Speeches: “The Pirate’s World Breakup Sketch”
Kevin: So, did you have fun in the Thumbelina room?
Sketches & Speeches: Bill Corbett’s “My Dearest Aunt Evelyn Speech”
“My dearest Aunt Evelyn… The birds overcame us at dawn today. So many succumbed to their taunts and acidic poo. There are no words proper which to describe the calamity and ruination in this war of avian aggression. Your loving nephew, Milo.” Bill Corbett’s “My Dearest Aunt Evelyn Speech” pulled RiffTrax Live: Birdemic.
Sketches & Speeches: “The Dear Diary Sketch”
Bill: Dear Diary, Mr. Clifford was worse than useless. He just sat there pretending to be dead most of the time.
Sketches & Speeches: “The What’s Crack? Sketch”
Bill: What’s a crack? Is it a baby?
Sketches & Speeches: “Fred Stanford’s Truck Sketch”
Bill: They blew up Fred Stanford’s truck.
Sketches & Speeches: “The Bruce Springsteen’s Trailer Sketch”
Bill: Bruce Springsteen lives in a construction trailer?
Sketches & Speeches: “The Scold the Milk Sketch”
Mike: You have greatly disappointed me, milk.
Sketches & Speeches: “The Zombie Attack Sketch”
Bill: Ah, just as things are looking up for her—getting rid of a douchey husband—zombie attack. Isn’t that always the way though.
Sketches & Speeches: “The White Trash Twilight Skit”
Kevin: Edward Cullen and Bella Swan’s white trash phase…
Sketches & Speeches: “The Titular Buffalo Rider Sketch”
Mike: He rides a buffalo mind you, but he’s not the titular buffalo rider. Gonna be awhile until we get to him. Bill: Ah, come on! Mike: We apologize for any inconvenience, but in the meantime, please enjoy this shot of a man sitting on a buffalo. Bill: So, this isn’t even Buffalo Jones, a […]
Sketches & Speeches: “The Missal to the Moon Sketch”
Bill: So, um, they’re referring to a rocket, right, and not ‘missal’ as in the Catholic prayer book?
Sketches & Speeches: “The Mr. Fujiyama’s Lawn Sketch”
Mike: It appears the real criminal here is whoever is charging Mr. Fujiyama for lawn care and landscaping.
Sketches & Speeches: “The Corporate Murder Leadership Seminars Sketch”
Bill: Evil spirit’s axe focus seems inefficient. I mean had to go a long way to retrieve that axe, right? Probably passed by dozens of other perfectly good murder-implements. I’m just saying, diversify, it could be great for your growth potential.
Sketches & Speeches: Bill Corbett’s “So You’re a Model” Speech
“So, you’re a model, huh? We don’t get a lot of them here.
Sketches & Speeches: “My Favorite Yambaó Sketch”
Mike: Ninón Sevilla is my favorite Yambaó.
Sketches & Speeches: Bill Corbett’s “How Do I Know This You Ask Speech”
“How do I know this you ask? I’m in a bowling league with Starman.
Sketches & Speeches “The Swamp of Us Sketch”
Mike: Hi, we’re The Ravens. Welcome to this, the Swamp of Us. Please note we are not implying nor should you infer any ownership by us of the swamp.
Sketches & Speeches: “The We Are Destroying Sketch”
Movie: Destroy! Destroy them!
RiffList: “Dave Ryder Nicknames”
Lump Drywall
Sketches & Speeches: “The Last Slumber Party Players Sketch”
Kevin: It was all a dream!
Sketches & Speeches: “The Adorable Tots Steel Cage Death Match Sketch”
Bill: It’s Lupita versus Cindy Lou Who and Zuzu Bailey in a steel cage death match. Three adorable tots enter. Only one will survive!
RiffTrax Tracks: “Hannibal Lecter’s Christmas Trees”
RiffTrax: Christmas Circus
“Merry Christmas, you bunch of scramblepusses!”
RiffTrax Shorts: Gifts from the Air
“Santa, can this common beach gorilla help?”
RiffTrax Live: Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny
Sketches and Speeches: “The 12 Days of Jack Frost Sketch”
Mike: Three meatheads staring.
Riff & React: “I guess you’re still the boss.”
Movie: I guess you’re still the boss.
“You know, I don’t approve of toys building other toys. It’s an unholy abomination.”
RiffTrax Live: Christmas Shorts-Stravaganza!
Sketches & Speeches: “The Christmas Nostalgia Sketch”
Bill: Yeah, gotta admit guys all this tender Christmas nostalgia is kinda getting to me.
Sketches & Speeches: “The Thanksgiving Carols Sketch”
Kevin: Ah, Thanksgiving carols. I remember going door-to-door singing carols in exchange for turkey.
“Modern plunger theory alone has become practically byzantine.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Color It Clean
“And now it’s time for romantic carpentry.”
RiffTrax: Radical Jack
RiffTrax Tracks: “The Plane”
RiffTrax: Contamination
“Pepto-Bismol. Is that a good mixer?”
RiffTrax Live: Sharknado
“Can you marry beer?”
RiffTrax Shorts: As We Like It
PixTrax: “How can I fit more 2s on my hat?”
RiffTrax: Contamination
“We both poop in a box on the floor.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Kitty Cleans Up
“–And then doing some kind of monster mash described by horrified onlookers as a graveyard smash.”
RiffTrax Live: Night of the Living Dead
“You know, chicks don’t understand that sometimes a monster just needs to get his mash on.”
RiffTrax: Beast of the Yellow Night
“I have a doctorate in historical wang sizes .”
RiffTrax: Terror in the Wax Museum
“Apes have a natural fear of cartoon lightning.”
RiffTrax: Windy the Swamp Boy
“Up there on the castle’s ungroomed crotch.”
RiffTrax: Fangs of the Living Dead
“Your hair is even hockey-er than I remember.”
RiffTrax Live: Time Chasers
“I told him to never call when I’m shooting a bow and arrow off a lounge chair at night.”
RiffTrax: Death Promise
RiffTrax Tracks: “Sponge Bath”
RiffTrax: Radical Jack
“Oh god. My PhD in circus studies didn’t prepare me for this.”
RiffTrax: The Little Unicorn
Rifftrax Tracks: “Jack The Giant Killer: The Musical”
RiffTrax Live: Jack the Giant Killer
RiffTrax Tracks: “The Plane is Landing Singers”
RiffTrax: Treasure of the Amazon
RiffTrax Tracks: “The Hideous Sun Demon Round”
RiffTrax: The Hideous Sun Demon
RiffTrax Tracks: “Join The Marching Band Too”
RiffTrax Live: Summer Shorts Beach Party
RiffTrax Tracks: “Cyborg Cop Flashdance”
RiffTrax: Cyborg Cop
RiffTrax Tracks: “Sonny Spiker Remix”
RiffTrax: Spiker
RiffTrax Tracks: “Birdemic Jam”
RiffTrax Live: Birdemic: Shock and Terror
RiffTrax Track: “Ripping Off”
RiffTrax: Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare
RiffTrax Track: “Hitting on Family Members”
RiffTrax Live: Birdemic: Shock and Terror
RiffTrax Tracks: “Tusk”
RiffTrax: Frankenstein Island
RiffTrax Tracks: “Gammera and Batman”
RiffTrax: Gammera
RiffTrax Tracks: “Car Ride”
RiffTrax: The Revenge of Doctor X
RiffTrax Tracks: “Peter Graves”
RiffTrax: Missile X: The Neutron Bomb Incident
“Dropping fecal revenge on all who’ve wronged you.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Busy Bodies
“You inconsiderate slumper.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Health: Your Posture
“From the book ‘101 Devastating Press Agent Burns.'”
RiffTrax Shorts: How to Keep A Job
“Mama needs her Samoas.”
RiffTrax Shorts: At Your Fingertips: Floats (Live Edition)
“Soaping the lumpy area where my wang should be.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Clean and Neat with Harv and Marv
“I hope I dream of crackers.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Tommy’s Day
“I’m going to beat you guys in painting.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Beginning Responsibility: Doing Things For Ourselves in School
PixTrax: “Rush hour in Barstow.”
RiffTrax: Missle to the Moon – Three Riffer Edition
PixTrax: “Billy Ray calls this Kentucky cable.”
RiffTrax: Radical Jack
PixTrax: “Horribly framed, through a doorway…”
RiffTrax: The Guy From Harlem
PixTrax: “Orville Redenbacher’s erotic fantasy.”
RiffTrax: Blood Theater
PixTrax: “Steve McQueen baby.”
RiffTrax: Fun In Balloon Land
PixTrax: “Very similar scene to Rum Tum Tugger’s second DUI.”
RiffTrax: Uninvited
PixTrax: “He looks like if Omar Sharif was a troll doll.”
RiffTrax: Death Promise
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