Bill: It’s Lupita versus Cindy Lou Who and Zuzu Bailey in a steel cage death match. Three adorable tots enter. Only one will survive!
Mike: Zuzu’s got Cindy in the petal-plex, but what’s this? Oh my, Lupita produces a stolen knife and carves them both like a roast beast. Hee-haw and Merry Christmas. This one is in the books.
“The Adorable Tots Steel Cage Death Match Sketch” pulled from RiffTrax Live: Santa Claus.