Kevin: Ah, Thanksgiving carols. I remember going door-to-door singing carols in exchange for turkey.
Bill: Thanksgiving carols?
Kevin: Oh yeah. Sure. Songs like “Please Give Us Some Turkey” and “Hungry, Anything Helps.”
Bill: So, you were begging?
Kevin: Ah correction, Bill. Sometimes we’d just break in and take it.
Bill: Colorful past, Kevin.
Kevin: Yes. Irish you know.
“The Thanksgiving Carols Sketch” pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Day of Thanksgiving.