Sketches & Speeches: Bill Corbett’s “So You’re a Model” Speech

“So, you’re a model, huh? We don’t get a lot of them here. Lot of passport photos. Teens trying to make fake IDs. That sort of thing. Sometimes I’ll take a photo of a kid and make a poster with his face on Kobe Bryant’s body or whoever.  Doesn’t have to be Kobe Bryant. It could be any athlete. Really doesn’t even have to be an athlete. So… Anyway, smile I guess. I don’t know.”

Bill Corbett’s “The So You’re a Model Speech” pulled from RiffTrax: Birdemic: Shock and Terror.