Bill: Ah, just as things are looking up for her—getting rid of a douchey husband—zombie attack. Isn’t that always the way though.
Mike: Yep, very familiar. When I was 27, I finally graduated from high school and paid off my library fines—which we’re astronomical, so I was quite relieved—at which point, of course, zombies ate my flesh.
Bill: Really? You never know.
Mike: Yeah, mostly my flesh grew back, but really it was more affectionate nipping on their part. Great guys actually, those living dead. Worked with them at TGI Fridays.

“The Zombie Attack Sketch” pulled from RiffTrax: Night of the Living Dead (Three Riffer Edition).