“Sure sounds like some other kids are having fun outside, but I am one who is undeserving of fun at present. I must toil in silence, renouncing fleeting joys of this existence in favor of grander, richer pursuits that will carry me, and others, through a lifetime. Yes, I must write my Brony fan fiction.”

Mike Nelson’s “I Must Toil Speech” pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Mr. B Natural.