“Remember what Chekov said: ‘If you devote a good portion of Act One, talking about orange juice, you better have the guy who said his wife would kill him if he didn’t bring her home a carton, buy it before going in for his night shift in the hospital, then not bring it home, go to the fridge, and immediately drink a glass of milk in Act Three.'”

Mike Nelson’s “What Chekov Said Speech” pulled from The Last Slumber Party.